What do they all have in common?  Another true story about air conditioning.

Probably if you think back to sesame street, you’ll remember what do these things have in common.  Its a thinking exercise for children.   Well lawyers and mold have the most in common, but all three intersected for me in the waiting area of the las vegas airport a few days ago.

Two lawyers were pompously talking the lawyer talk of trying to look smarter than the other on a wide range of topics.  Then the housing market and all the foreclosures came up.  One of the guys said to the other, he made a bundle because he could get a foreclosure and it was always easy to find mold.  He went on to say that it was easy to prove faulty ventilation or air conditioning was the cause of mold in homes.  Proudly, he then explained it was easy to sue air conditioning or HVAC contractors for a bundle.  As I understood it, the slimy attorney (I know a pleonasm) had figured out a way to profit off the homeowner going into foreclosure, the bank holding the foreclosed loan, and still screw the air conditioning guy who worked on the house before the foreclosure happened.   All this in the las vegas airport.   The other lawyer was impressed.   I think humane humans (a non-tautology as I discovered after thinking lawyers versus human to be reminded that humans are not always humane) would be disgusted.    Disclaimer note- I believe the lawyers were both from California.  Lawyers in Nevada are more respectable -and I say this proudly- no legal trickery just bribes.

So now I know why I pay so much for insurance to do my job.   Has anybody ever looked to see if attorneys cross-bred with blood-sucking mosquitoes sometime after arriving in California during the 1890s.

Would it be green to recycle attorney heads as road bumps or would it be silly because people would drive in circles to go back get the missed bumps–thus causing traffic jams instead of merely slowing traffic down?

All that ranting aside, mold is a serious problem in some homes.  Especially in the southeast and houston.   It is bad and EPA says-and I agree with EPA in this case- mold can cause a wide range of illnesses.  Luckily in the dry las vegas area, dust is more of a problem.   I hate to admit when EPA may be partly right about the PM standards and that Herman Cain fellow cited as a reason to get rid of EPA (before his naugty side was reveled)…he said EPA even wants to regulate dust.   Well do a google or bing search on mold if you see mold in your house.  It is harmful.  Hopefully you’ll remember the moral of the story… being a rich and articulate pizza maker does mean you understand science–so ignore Herman Cain when it comes to EPA.

I came across several interesting blogs about air conditioning bills yesterday and added my thoughts on city-data.com.   I actually never knew much about the site but within about 12 hours I got a pop up message on my screen when I opened the site — life-time ban from the City-Data.com site for “advertising”.  I tried to go back and see what I wrote, but the ban prevented me.   So it was another lesson learned….I’ll probably stick with the land of the free– wordpress.com

I’ve only been using wordpress for a short time but have had no hassles and everything works.  The city-data.com site appears to have roving hitler bots that did not like what i wrote.  I am pretty sure that the only link I added was to wordpress.com.   No email, no chance to look at what I did, but found guilty — city-data.com sucks.    So in the spirit of fee enterprise and free speech and using the same approach of city-data of finding me guilty of something — I find city-data.com guilty (of something) and dub them internet fascists.  (of course it could be mistaken identity or a cookie programming glitch but nevertheless I hate being judged without due process)

So let me see if I can remember what I wrote about that got me in trouble.   I commented about Obama’s recent trip to Nevada and Mayor Goodman in the spirit of fun and game politics stating someone had to go out and meet the President and the mayor pretty much gets paid to do that.   This combined with the fact that Governor of Arizona pulled a confrontation on the airport tarmac with Obama shows the political machinery is out there creating an image revolt against Obama.   There is nothing more devious or crafty than a political party trying to win an election except your common breed of attorney–found in every dark corner from Seattle to Miami and San Francisco to New York.

But I do think Obama’s got the green energy thing right (partly).   Wind energy is cost effective and we should do it.   Solar and ethanol is a rip-off right now.  Ethanol has always been a tax payer funded bonus to Archer Daniel Midland and every politician on their payroll.  Ethanol has no pluses but it makes make many snake oil salesman rich.   Look up the history of ADM with bribes and politics and monopoly abuses if you are too young to remember.   ADM is the reason that soda you drink is made from corn and the chicken nugget is 50% corn.  Think of ADM of the company that made artificial in McDonald’s food possible and profitable for both–and of course absolutely terrible for the health of kids.   But read Wikipedia for the bland facts on ADM.

But back to Obama….he did give the air conditioning repair guy a big boost because of credits to fix air leaks around ducts in homes.  It saved homeowners money and kept me working a little more than usual.   We will see how the summer of 2012 goes though.  I have a feeling with the real estate market still a mess.

Homework assignment for young boys and girls fortunate enough to live in parent-owned home.   Read about all the free money for making your home more energy efficient.   The linked program is for southern nevada.   But you can also check out the Las Vegas housing authority for help.   Or just call your local utility company.